A Pictorial Primer of A Uniquely American Religion

This being the High Holy Days...


The High Priest, Lama, Pope-like figure, NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell.
The Archbishop blessing his flock. Saints owner, Tom Benson.
The Pastor. Saint's Coach, Sean Payton.
God's Army in Battle. (Like in the bible.)

A View From The Luxury Suites. They gave big at the last church building campaign.
Megachurch. Superdome Seating Chart.

Televangelists.
The Inquisitioner. Play review for doctrinal purity.

Angel flying.

The Holy Temple.
Wise Man, Elder. Jimmy Johnson.
Zealots.
Vestments.
Statues.
Referees. The deacons and priests, cannon lawyers, etc.
The various denominations.
Elder. Mike Ditka
Temple Priestess. You gotta believe they are out there.
Some Rubrics.
The Scriptures - A Page from A Playbook. Denominations can be sensitive about versions.
Liturgical Dancers - The Saintsations.
The Prayer Book / Order of Service - Game Day Program.
Iconography.
Heretic and apostate to his denomination.
For The Offering Plate.
Communion.
Another elder, John Madden.
Altar Boys and Acolytes.
A sacramental.
A shunned sinner before repentance.
Holy Rollers.
Symbolism.
Evil demons.
Theological disputes between denominations. Religious wars.
The regular faithful.

Additional evidence.

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