Saving The Planet

One natural disaster at a time.

The perpetually unhappy, humorless, eversoserious and angry Sean Penn cursing his detractors. And it's not your conventional curse mind you.

Look how busy and tired he looks. Saving the planet can take its toll.

By the sound of it, he might be wanting to change his citizenship. That's right, he probably already did. Citizen of the world and all that. But we can tell, and he wants us to know surely, how he has rolled up his sleeves and been in the tents with his people. Sounds like he's running the whole operation actually. What would Haiti do without him? How could they spare him to go to the Academy Awards? Alas, God's work will take you places.

And then, there's got to be a mention in there about climate change. Don't want to forget that plug.

Climate change caused the earthquake in the first place didn't it?

Climate change may even cause my eventual anal cancer, most likely.

Again, maybe he is Sam.