Friday, July 27, 2012

Mr. Presumptive Nominee

What Mitt said in London:

Well, there have been some screw ups here.  You know,  like the problem with the security contractors...

What Mitt should have said:

I love London.  I've traveled here many times.  It's a beautiful and historical city.  Our countries have done great things together.  Saved Western Civilization as a matter of fact.  And I am so excited to be here for the Olympics. It's going to be a wonderful stay and everyone has been so gracious.  God save The Queen!

How hard would that have been, Dummy?

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