Thursday, August 02, 2012

First Paragraph

Aliens suck at music.  And it's not for a lack of trying.  They've been at it for eons, but have yet to produce even a faintly decent tune.  If they had, we'd have detected them ages ago.  We've been scanning the skies for signs of intelligent life for generations, after all.  And we've actually picked up thousands of aliens anthems, slow dances, and ballads.  But the music's so awful that it's always mistaken for the death rattle of a distant star.  It's seriously that bad.  


From Year Zero by Rob Reid

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